• Sala Wolverine… Pehle toh usne meri film ki copy karke khud ki film hi A rating me release karwaayi, fir uss baal ki dukaan ne marr ke logo pe imotional attyachaar kiya… Jhandu sala… tune marr ke hit film di, main marr ke blockbuster dunga…
• Ek baar maine commitment kar di fir main teri maa ki bhi nahi sunta… Visiting card mast chapaya hai tune… Ab kaan khol ke soon aur dhyan de kyonki main tujhe tere life ki sabse badi advice dene ja raha hun… Bhaag ghumdike aandhi aayi…
• Bachho itni raat ho gayi ab tak soye nahi… Dekho neend se aankhe kitni chhoti ho gayi hain… Ya itni hi khulti hain…
• Theatre mein mukesh ke fefdo ka video dekh kar darr nahi lagta..? Dhumrapaan karna sehat ke liye achha nahi hai behen…
• Mujhe pata hai tum log kya soch rahe ho… Achha hua main apne bachho ko ghar pe chhod kar aa gaya… Lekin kya fayda..? Bachha ghar pe do bhojpuri gaane sunega toh apke ghar pahuchne se pahle woh aapka baap bann jayega… Par yakeen maaniye Deadpool-2 ek paariwarik film hai… aayi sapath… Aur har paariwarik film ki suruwaat ek khoon se hoti hai…
• Dopinder, meri baat sun… Tujhe dekh kar logo ko lagta hoga ki teri khud ke baat se bhi teri fat’ti hai… Kyonki tere haath-pair mein jaan nahi hai aur chhaati mein hawa nahi hai… Par unki sunana mat… Kyonki tere paas chappan inch ki chhaati na sahi lekin chhappan inch ka jeegar toh hai… Aur mera swakshata abhiyaan chalaane ke liye yahi jaroori hai mere dhokle…