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All Funny Deadpool 2 Dialogues in Hindi

Deadpool 2 is a 2018 action-superhero movie, sequel to the 2016 movie Deadpool. The movie became popular in India due to the funny dialogues dubbed by Ranveer Singh for Deadpool and Bhuvan Bam for Dopinder. Check out the funniest Deadpool 2 dialogues in Hindi and enjoy Marvel’s funniest superhero action movie in Hindi.

deadpool 2 dialogues in Hindi

Movie Name : Deadpool 2
Directed By : David Leitch
Produced By : Simon Kinberg, Ryan Reynolds, Lauren Shuler Donner
Written By : Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, Ryan Reynolds
Starring : Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, Julian Dennison, Zazie Beetz, T.J. Miller, Brianna Hildebrand, Jack Kesy
Distributed By : 20th Century Fox
Release Date : 18 May 2018
Rating : IMDB 7.7/10, Rotten Tomatoes 84%, Metacritic 66%
Watch Trailer : (Hindi) Link

Deadpool, Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) - Deadpool 2 dialogues in Hindi:

Sala Wolverine… Pehle toh usne meri film ki copy karke khud ki film hi A rating me release karwaayi, fir uss baal ki dukaan ne marr ke logo pe imotional attyachaar kiya… Jhandu sala… tune marr ke hit film di, main marr ke blockbuster dunga…

Ek baar maine commitment kar di fir main teri maa ki bhi nahi sunta… Visiting card mast chapaya hai tune… Ab kaan khol ke soon aur dhyan de kyonki main tujhe tere life ki sabse badi advice dene ja raha hun… Bhaag ghumdike aandhi aayi…

Bachho itni raat ho gayi ab tak soye nahi… Dekho neend se aankhe kitni chhoti ho gayi hain… Ya itni hi khulti hain…

Theatre mein mukesh ke fefdo ka video dekh kar darr nahi lagta..? Dhumrapaan karna sehat ke liye achha nahi hai behen…

Mujhe pata hai tum log kya soch rahe ho… Achha hua main apne bachho ko ghar pe chhod kar aa gaya… Lekin kya fayda..? Bachha ghar pe do bhojpuri gaane sunega toh apke ghar pahuchne se pahle woh aapka baap bann jayega… Par yakeen maaniye Deadpool-2 ek paariwarik film hai… aayi sapath… Aur har paariwarik film ki suruwaat ek khoon se hoti hai…

Dopinder, meri baat sun… Tujhe dekh kar logo ko lagta hoga ki teri khud ke baat se bhi teri fat’ti hai… Kyonki tere haath-pair mein jaan nahi hai aur chhaati mein hawa nahi hai… Par unki sunana mat… Kyonki tere paas chappan inch ki chhaati na sahi lekin chhappan inch ka jeegar toh hai… Aur mera swakshata abhiyaan chalaane ke liye yahi jaroori hai mere dhokle…

Ab wakt hai yoga ka… Shilpa bhabhi ki DVD lagakar unke jaisa figure banana hai…

Pata hai humein kya karna chahiye..? Hume ek dhaansu tabla todd team banani chaahiye… Jisme baahubali, sultan aur dangal karne wali chhoriyan honi chahiye, jo iss film ko silver jubilee tak pahuchaenge…

Main humesa sochta tha ki superhero group ka naam laundo ke naam par hi kyon hota hai..? X-Men… Mardo wala naam… Yeh naayinsaafi kyon? Humaari chhoriyaan chhoro se kam hain ke… Naam baraabari ka hoga… Abse humari team ka naam hoga X-Force… (Domino-Yeh naam kuch condom jaisa nahi lag raha hai..?) Deadpool-Protection humesa kaam ata hai Peter… (Peter-Kabhi kabhi fat’ta bhi hai…)

Sabse pehle uss cable ko mere saamne khada karo, uske cable ke taar ukhaad ke uske sar mein DTH ka anteena ghusa ke uske saare channel clear kar dunga… Fir uski khaal khichunga aur aisi khichunga ki usase wo ek naasik ka dhol ban jayega…

Kya milta hai jab aap 8 foot ke teen ke patre ko ek chutki himmat ke saath mila ke ek cup luck ke saath paroshe, uspar diabetes chhidke aur stage four cancer ka tadka lagaaye… Jawab pa se pariwar… Dekha maine kaha tha ye ek paariwarik film hai… Agar yaha kuch seekhne jaisa hai yeh google karne ke alawa ki infinity stone ko anant mani kyo kahte hain to wo yeh hai ki pariwaar humesa saath rehta hai…

deadpool 2 funny dialogues in hindi

Dopinder (Karan Soni) - Funny Deadpool 2 dialogues in Hindi:

Life ho toh tumhaare jaise pool bhai…

Mujhe bhi aisi life jeena hai pool bhai… Taxi ka kaam jitna dikhta hai utna sexy hai nahi…

Apne dil ki karna chaahta hoon… Sapne ko saakaar karna chaahta hoon, aap jaisa karte hain waisa karna chaahta hoon pool bhai…

Other Funny Deadpool 2 dialogues in Hindi

Wade tu ghar ja yaar… Tu pichle teen din se yahi pada hua hai, baas maar raha hai bhai… Aisa lag raha hai kisi ne hafton puraane moje pehen kar AC wale kamre mein paad diya ho… Tujhme se aisi badboo aa rahi hai jaise kisi ne sadde hue pyaaj par gale hue lahsoon ka tadka laga diya ho… Fir saari saddi hui sabjiyon ko lekar unka undiyu bana diya ho… -Weasel

Jinki sakal aisi hoti hai unhe mask light band kar kr hi utaarna chahiye… -Domino

These were 15+ Deadpool 2 dialogues in Hindi. Hope you enjoyed it!

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