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Dialogues of MIRZAPUR 2

Dialogues of Mirzapur 2 are so popular that they are on every Mirzapur fan’s tongue. This action crime thriller web television series is one of the most successful Indian TV series. Badass characters like Munna Bhaiya, Guddu Pandit and Kaleen Bhaiya are one of the reasons behind the success of the story. We bring more than 50 most popular dialogues of Mirzapur 2 for you.

Name : Mirzapur – Season 2
Directed By : Karan Anshuman, Gurmeet Singh, Mihir Desai
Produced By : Ritesh Sidhwani, Farhan Akhtar, Bhaumik Gondaliya
Starring : Ali Fazal, Shriya Pilgaonkar, Pankaj Tripathi, Kulbhaushan Kharbanda, Rasika Dugal, Divyendu, Sweta Tripathi, Isha Talwar
Production Company: Excel Entertainment
Release Date : 22 October 2020
 
dialogues of mirzapur 2

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Munna Bhaiya or Phoolchand Tripathi (Divyenndu) Dialogues of Mirzapur 2

Bhosd!ke gutka thoda kam khaya karo… Tatton ka cancer ho jayega… Amar hum hain, tum nahi…

Jab kurbaani dene ka time aaye toh kurbaani sipaahi ki dee jaati hai… Raja aur rajkumar toh jinda rahte hain…

Mana ki hum best husband nahi hain…. But try krenge…

Tumhare dada jab lene jaate hain to siddhi lagti hogi ya khud hi chaddh jaate hain…

Bauji pagla gaye hain… Unka dimag unke ghutnon mein hai… Aur unke ghutne kaam karte nahi hain…

Duniya mein do kisam ke log hote hain…Jinda aur murda… Fir hote hain teesre ghayal…

Jalwa hai humara yahan…

Hum kisi bollywood hero se kam nahi hain… Humein koyi nahi maar sakta… Amar hain hum… Yogya hain iske hum…

Bhosd!ke amar hain hum… chutiya nahi…

Hum ek aur niyam add kar rahe hain… Gaddi pe baithne wala kabhi bhi niyam badal sakta hai…

Admi ke ling mein aur bandook mein jyada fark nahi hota hai… Dono ko hathiyaar bolte hain aur jab haath mein ho toh dimag kaam karna band kar deta hai…

Papa bole the tumhari didi se behave karne ke liye… Tum saale yahin chod diye jaaoge… Aur chalti jeep se baahar fek denge… Chutiya saale…

Ab toh humko marne ka bhi darr nahi raha…

Hindi filam ke hero hain hum… humein koyi nahi maar sakta… Hum amar hain…

Yeh saale papa log na life bohot control karte hain behec#od…

Agar sone se shaadiyan hoti, to pata nahi kaun-kaun iss ghar ki bahu hoti…

Do glass laao be… Abe bhosd!ke bahre ho kya, bol rahe hain do glass le aao… Ye chutiya hai kya, itne mein to leta dete hum, kaahe itni chhut de rakhi hai…

Papa tumse distance bana kar rakhne ko bole hain… Varna ga@nd maar lenge humaari…

Bhosd!ke nana ko kuch mat bolna… Mummy bahut decent family se thi humari… mad@rc#od…


Guddu Pandit (Ali Fazal) Dialogues of Mirzapur 2

Ab humko badla bhi lena hai aur Mirzapur bhi…

Jis raaste pe hum chal rahe hain, woh hai one way… Na reverse gear hai, na U-turn…

Aap humko ghar ki ownership samjha rahe hain… Humein toh pura sheher lena hai…

Guddu Pandit aa gaye hain… Murjhayenge nahi… Abki baar dushman haath laga toh bachega nahi…

Humara uddesya ek hi hai… Jaan se maarenge kyonki maarenge tabhi jee paaenge…

Ab chaahe saamp ghar mein aake dosti karle… Rehta toh zehreela hi hai…

Ka kha ga bhi aata hoga tumko full… Tumhare baap ko bhi seekhaye the… Wo bhi maa ki gaali diye the, tum bhi diye ho… Wo bhi pele gaye the, tum bhi pele jaoge…

Karte nahi hain ho jata hai…

Humari behen hai andar… Toh agar aap kamre mein gaye… Apki maa ch*d ke rakh denge hum…



Akhandanand Tripathi a.k.a. Kaleen Bhaiya (Pankaj Tripathi) Dialogues of Mirzapur 2

Jo aya hai… Woh jaayega bhi… Bas marzi humari hogi…

Hum hain raja neta… Logon ko chutiya banana humara kaam hai…

Family family hoti hai, chaahe jaisi bhi ho… Uske saath khada hona padta hai…

Kuch log baahubali paida hote hain… Aur kuch ko banana padta hai… Inko baahubali banayenge…

Sala NPA ban gaye hain… Non Performing Assets…

Baatein jyada hui nahi, bas aahat lekar aa gye…

Tumhare paas hai hi kya jo kheech lein…

Bhosd!ke Visuddh chutiye ladke ho tum… Chup raho…

Tum insaan ho ki ling…

Fir kaahe payjama khol ke aa rahe hain yahan…

Tum humesha guddi ki talash mein rahe, aur hum bete ki…

Gaddi pe chahe hum rahen ya munna, Niyam same hoga…


Other Popular Dialogues of Mirzapur 2

Sala sab jagah ke shaadi mein DJ chalta hai… Lekin humare UP ki shaadi mein goli chalti hai…

Takleef unki nahi hoti jo chale jaate hain… Takleef unki hoti hai jo peeche rah jaate hain… -Lala

Sher ki umar jyada hai, lekin buddha nahi hua hai abhi tak… -Beena Tripathi

Aurat chaahe chambal ki ho ya purvanchal ki… Gun uthaati hai toh iska matlab sikkat mein hai… -Shweta Tripathi

Bhaiya ji, chutiya thodi na hain hum… Ga@nd ka chhed theek se jaante hain hum… Bohot maare hain aap humaari… -Lalit

Vyaapaar jab karo toh jo do kaano ke beech mein hai uska istemaal karo… Jo do taango ke beech hai uska nahi…

Jeet ki guarantee tabhi hai, jab jeet aur haar dono tumhare control mein ho… -Bauji

Jaldi marr bhosd!ke mad@rch0d… White shirt ganda karwayega kya…

Sabse jyada beijjati middle class ki hi hoti hai… -Madhuri Yadav

Aap hi ka mann tha na, ki aapki beti Mirzapur par raaj kare… Badi na sahi, choti karegi… -Shweta Tripathi

Bhaiya, moot nikal jaaega humara…

Bahut hua ka kha ga gha… Ab samay aa gaya hai pura ka pura syllabus padhane ka…

UP ka crime rate MP aur Bihar se neeche aa gaya hai… -Madhuri Yadav

Mamla darr ka nahi, izzat ka hai…

Dhyan rahe kenchuwa doodh peete-peete kahin saanp na ban jaye… -Bauji

Dikhate samay confidence ho toh public poochti thodi hai ki file mein kya hai, bas maanleti hai… -Madhuri Yadav

Tumhari amma ko itna bichhne ka sauk hai na, unka hi naam rakh do kaaleen… Bichhte rahengi… -Bharat Tyagi

Bladder humara burst kar jaayega… Pahle humara peshab ka intezaam karaiye…

Jaati pratha kaahe banayi gayi… Isliye hi na, ki power hum brahmano ke paas mein rahe… -Bauji

Beta wo hain CM… Neta… Aur neta kuch nahi deta…

Behenc#od gazab topibaaz aadmi ho…

Tum bhosad!i wale… tumhare papa bhosad!i wale… tumhare dada bhosad!i wale… tumhare nana bhosad!i wale…



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