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Fukrey Movie Funny Dialogues

Fukrey is a 2013 comedy movie directed by Mrighdeep Singh Lamba. The movie stars Pulkit Samrat, Varun Sharma, Ali Fazal, Majot Singh, Richa Chadda, Vishakha Singh, and Priya Anand. Fukrey movie funny dialogues and excellent performance by the actors are the reasons behind the success of the movie.

The movie shows the story of four dream-chasing college friends who have a plan to get rich overnight and in this attempt, they screwed with a tough-talking Punjabi female don. Relive the memories of this super-entertaining movie with our collection of all the Fukrey movie funny dialogues.

fukrey movie funny dialogues

Name: Fukrey
Directed By: Mrighdeep Singh Lamba
Produced By: Farhan Akhtar, Ritesh Sidhwani
Starring: Pulkit Samrat, Ali Fazal, Manjot Singh, Varun Sharma, Priya Anand, Richa Chadda, Vishakha Singh
Distributed By: AA Films
Release Date: 14 June 2013
Rating: IMDB 6.9/10
Movie Trailer: Link

  • Pulkit Samrat as Hunny
  • Varun Sharma as Choocha
  • Ali Fazal as Zafar Bhai
  • Majot Singh as Lali Halwai
  • Priya Anand as Priya Sharma
  • Richa Chadda as Bholi Punjaban
  • Pankaj Tripathi as Pandit

Fukrey movie funny dialogues in Hindi

Hunny- Papa ji kehte hain ki bete, teri kismat tere haath mein hai. Par main ye soch raha hun ki agar unki har baat ki tarah iss baat ka bhi koyi matlab hai toh by God meri kismat toh so rahi hai.

Choocha- Bhai ye college mein bhi prayer hoti hai kya? Hunny- Nahi be, yeh prayer aur vardi ka chaska na inn sale schoolo ke masteron ko hi hota hai. College mein na bas laundiyabaji hoti hai. Choocha- Sahi keh raha hai yaar, yaha sarkaari school mein to launde hi launde ko line maar rahe hain.

Choocha- Bahi college mein bhi bunk maarna muskil hota hai kya? Hunny- Nahi bete, full azadi hoti hai college mein. Tera mann hai toh padh, nahi hai toh mat padh, sara din canteen mein baith, full-on badmasi kar, oye-hoye perfume da ladkiyon ki khusbuye soongh, unhe girlfriend-sirlfriend bana, kiss-wiss kar koyi kuch nahi kehta waha.

Hunny- Aur bataao Pandit ji. Pandit- Arre yaar kya batayen, aaye din koyi na koyi r@ndi-rona laga rehta hai. Bhai main toh yaha kisi aur chakkar mein baitha rehta hoon, varna kab ki chhod di hoti ye chaukidari. Yeh kamra dekh rahe ho? Apne gaav mein isase bade kamre mein humara saand gaayon ko pregnant karta hai. Choocha- Sahi keh rahe ho Pandit ji, daddy mummy ko yahi keh rahe the.

Choocha- Bhai mera na ek sapna hai. Jab humare college ka pehla din hoga na, dono bhai ghode pe jayenge college. Tu safed ghode pe, main kale pe. Dono ne na kala chasma, lambi chain wale joote, laal kameej aur kali pant pehni hogi, kameej ke upar tak ke button band. Bhai ladkiyan marr-mitengi hum dono pe.

Hunny- Sale, itne din lagayega sapne dekhne mein to kaha se launga paisa? kidhar hai aaj ka sapna? Choocha- Bhai tere ko bola tha na dekhta hun roz sapna main, yaad nahi rehta kabhi-kabhi. Wo ek angrezi film aayi thi na Inspection, Titanic wale hero ki, usme na sooyiyan ghusa ghusa ke na dimag mein ghus jaate hain. Tu bhi dhoond le aisa koyi jugaad, ki thoki do sooyiyan aur dekh le sare mere sapne.

Lali- Kaise hain Pandit ji? Pandit- Fine, sab Ram ji ki kripa hai. Aap yaha kaise? Lali- Wo Hunny bata raha tha aap paper leak karaate hain. Pandit- Iski maa ka, bhai dheere bol. Paper maang raha hai ki churan ki goli.

Hunny- Baat ye hai na madam ki chooche ko na God ka ek gift hai. Yeh raat ko sota hai aur ek sapna dekhta hai aur subah uth ke main apne God ke gift ko istmaal karta hun aur iske sapne ko marodd marodd ke lottery ka ek number banaata hun. Fir hum uss number ki ek lottery khareedte hain, number lag jata hai aur hum inaam jeet jaate hain madam. Bholi Punjaban- Ho gaya? Choocha- Nahi madam, abhi nahi hua.

Lali- Agar aap kahe to main kuch peela la sakta hun. Bholi Punjaban- Dekh oye, apna laal peela hara tum dalo apne pichwade mein. Ab mujhe kuch thoss milega tabhi tumpe paisa lagaungi. Lali- Ji mere dukan ke papers chalenge? Bholi- Kaun si dukan hai teri? Lali- Ji Billa Halwaai. Bholi- Tu Bille ka ladka hai? Lali- Ji aap janti ho daddy ji ko. Bholi- Haan… Bade achhe se.

Choocha explaining his dreams

Dream 1. Maine dekha, tu na Jumbo circus dekh raha hai aur waha na ek Jumbo, yani elephant, yani haathi ekdum pagal ho jata hai aur wo rang bhi rangi ball ki bajaaye tujhe apne suund me lapet ke patak-patak ke bhai dhone lagta hai. Tabhi main waha aata hun aur tujhe uske suund se bahar nikal ke use apne haath mein aise lapet ke bhai ek hi lappad mar ke dherr kar deta hun, chitt.

Dream 2. Bhai maine dekha na ki tu marr gaya hai aur tere bed ke chaaro paaye aise chrr-chrr karte huye na arthi ke char hatthe bann gaye hain. Aur fir main, Lali, Jafar bhai aur Pandit ji teri arthi ko kandha dete huye samsaan ghat pahuch jate hain. Bhai jaise hi mai tere chita ko aag deta hun na, tere pichwade mein aag lag jaati hai aur tu na tadapta hua khada uthta hai aur jungle ki taraf bhagne lagta hai.

Bhagte-bhagte ekdum se tere samne bhai Bholi Punjaban aa jati hai, wo dekhte-hi-dekhte babbar sher bann jati hai aur tujhe nigal bhi jati hai. Main piche se waha se bhagte huye aata hun aur Bholi Punjaban jo babbar sher bann chuki hai, uske muh mein haath daal kar tujhe baahar nikal leta hun. Tera pichwada abhi bhi jal hi raha hota hai. Kahirr… Bhai fir na mujhe aata hai itna jyada gussa, main seena taan ke jata hun Bholi Punjaban ke saamne , uski aankho mein aankhien daal ke dekhta hun, uske muh ko aise cheer ke do tukde kar deta hun, ek idhar fekta hun, ek udhar, chitt.

Dream 3. Bhai maine dekha tujhe na patang lootate-lootate ek pagal kutte ne kaat liya aur tu bhi uss pagal kutte ki tarah bho-bho kar ke bhaukne laga hai aur bhai apne hi duum ke piche aise gol gol gol gol ghume hi ja raha hai. Fir main waha pe pahuch jata hun aur jaise hi wo kutta tujhpe jhapatne lagta hai na bich mein hi maar ke side kar deta hun aur tujhe, matlab ki dusre pagal kutte ko aise pyar se apni god mein utha ke yun slow motion mein na janwaron ke doctor ke paas le chalta hun.

Bhai tere ko na mere pe bada pyar aa raha hota hai yaar, tu na sare raste mujhe jeebh se na aise-aise kar ke na chaat raha hota hai. Bhai jaise hi na hum janwaron ke doctor ke paas pahuchte hain, wo tere pet mein ye bade-bade suye deta hai jisase tu theek ho jata hai aur fir se mera Hunny dost bann jata hai.

Fukrey Movie Song Names

  • Fuk Fuk Fukrey” (Singer- Ram Sampath, Yash Divecha, Amjad Bagadwa, Vrashal Chavan)
  • Beda Paar” (Singer- Tarannum Malik, Mika Singh)
  • Lag Gayi Lottery” (Singer- Tarannum Malik, Mimosa Pinto, Neisha Maskarenhas, Clint Cabral, Rana Mazumdar, Ram Sampath)
  • “Karle Jugaad Karle” (Singer- Kailash Kher, Pradipta Guha, Keerthi Sagathia)
  • Rabba” (Singer- Ram Sampath, Clinton Cerejo, Keerthi Sagathia)
  • Ambarsariya” (Singer- Sona Mohapatra)

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