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Fukrey Returns Funny Dialogues

Fukrey Returns is a 2017 comedy movie directed by Mrighdeep Singh Lamba. This movie is the sequel to the 2013 superhit movie Fukrey. The movie stars Pulkit Samrat, Varun Sharma, Ali Fazal, Majot Singh, Richa Chadda, Vishakha Singh, and Priya Anand. Fukrey Returns funny dialogues and excellent performance by the actors are the reasons behind the success of the movie.

The movie shows the hassle in the life of the dreamers when Bholi Punjaban got early bail and comes after them for revenge. Relive the memories of this super-entertaining movie with our collection of all the Fukrey Returns funny dialogues.

fukrey returns funny dialogues

Name: Fukrey Returns
Directed By: Mrighdeep Singh Lamba
Produced By: Farhan Akhtar, Ritesh Sidhwani
Starring: Pulkit Samrat, Ali Fazal, Manjot Singh, Varun Sharma, Priya Anand, Richa Chadda, Vishakha Singh
Distributed By: AA Films, Zee Studios International
Release Date: 8 December 2017
Rating: IMDB 6.5/10
Movie Trailer: Link

Fukrey Movie Cast

  • Pulkit Samrat as Hunny
  • Varun Sharma as Choocha
  • Ali Fazal as Zafar Bhai
  • Majot Singh as Lali Halwai
  • Priya Anand as Priya Sharma
  • Richa Chadda as Bholi Punjaban
  • Pankaj Tripathi as Pandit
  • Sanjana Sanghi as Katty
  • Rajiv Gupta as Mantri Ji

Fukrey Returns funny dialogues in Hindi

Hunny- Priya, tujhe I love you bole kitna time ho gaya yaar. Ab ek kiss to banti hai. oyeee… ye wali nahi bewkoof, wo french wali. Priya- Nahi nahi, wo wali nahi. Tu nonveg khata hai, mera dharam bhrastth ho jayega. Hunny- Tu pagal hai kya, chicken thodi na atkaa hua hai mere muh mein. Priya- Nahi nahi, wo wali nahi. Tu pehle nonveg khana band kar. Hunny- Chal main kulla kar leta hun yaar, aur ja tere liye aaj se nonveg khana bhi chhod diya.

Hunny- Bike chamkana chhodega ab, baithati toh fir bhi nahi hai koyi tere piche. Lali- Koyi nahi bhai, ummid pe duniya kaayam hai. Hunny- Ummid to tu coffee shop ki bhi laga ke baitha hai, jise roz tera daddy kayam churan mein mila ke pee jata hai. Bete ummid pe nahi jugaad pe duniya kaayam hai.

Hunny- Katty ka phone hai. Chucha- Bhai kya keh rahi hai? Hunny- Puch rahi hai kaha milna hai. Chucha- Bhai chidiyaghar bula le. Hunny- Chidiyaghar? Behen ke takke dimag fir gaya hai kya. Main yaha apni ghis-ghis ke setting kara raha hun aur tu ladki ko date pe chidiyaghar le ke jayega. Chucha- Bhai mere bachpan ka sapna hai ki main apne pehle date pe apni girlfriend ko chidiyaghar leke jaun aur uske baad porting. Hunny- Ladki chhod ke bhag jayegi sale. Chucha- Bhai wo agar mere ghar walo ke saath adjust nahi kar sakti na toh bhagne de fir.

Chucha- O bhai seeti mat baja, suna hai seeti bajaane se saamp aa jate hain. Hunny- Thik hai nahi bajaata seeti. Tu sapna suna aur main jaun ghar. Chucha- Yaar tujhe sapne ki padi hai, yaha chata pad gaya hai. Hunny- Abe sukar mana sirf chata hi mara hai usne tujhe, naakhuno se nocha nahi. Chucha- Sahi hai bhai, sahi hai. Tu kare toh ambersariya, main karu to andar sariya. Lali- Bete, apne-apne swag ki baat hoti hai. Abe harr kisi ke bass ki baat nahi hota ladki pataana. Chucha- Bhai tu toh ladki ke baare mein mat hi bol.

Chucha- Maan gaya tere planning ko Bholi. Mujhe pata hai yeh sab tu humare hone wale bachho ke future ke liye kar rahi hai. Aur ek zimmedaar papa hone ke naate maine bhi planning kar rakhi hai. Dekh, tujhe jo paise milenge na uske hum FD kara lenge. Bholi Punjaban- Abe oye chuchiye, tu ek hi peace kaafi hai,tere jaise aur ho liye na toh ho gaya jan-kalyaan. Kunwari marr jaun bhala par tere bachhe ki maa na banti kabhi. Chucha- Aur main bhi tere bachho ka mama nahi banunga kabhi. Nahi aakhir problem kya hai mujhme yeh toh bata. Bholi- Problem? Sale tere sakal pe hi likha hai tu nahaata bhi katchha pehen ke hoga.

Chucha- Rehen de Hunny, inhe science-Waince ka kuch pata hai nahi, yeh kya samjhenge. Pandit ji ishe deja-chu kehte hain. Lali- Deja-chu nahi be deja-vu. Chucha- Mujhe hui hai na, toh deja-chu hi kahenge.

Pandit- Aap kya keh rahe ho Zafar bhai, humare to kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha hai. Hunny- Sabhi cheeje samajh mein aaye aisa jaruri to nahi Pandit ji. Saari jindagi hum apne samajh ke hisaab se cheejo ko fit karne mein lage rehte hain, jo samajh mein aya sahi hai jo na samajh mein aye to keh dete hain ki ye toh ho hi nahi sakta. Niyat saaf thi humari kisi ka bura nahi kiya tha. God ne hume fasa dekha aur dediya hume ek aur gift. Aur God gift pe na jyada saq ya sawal nahi kiya karte.

Hunny- Maine suna hai ki neta log kisi ko apne bagal ka baal bhi muft mein nahi dete. Mantri Ji- Bilkul sahi suna hai. Hunny- Fir iss khatirdari ke badle mein aap humse kya chaahte ho? Mantri- Ek vachan, ek promise chaahta hun. Tumhe malum hai humare desh ki sabse badi taakat kya hai. Youth, yuva, aur main jab tum jaise bhatke hue nawjawano ko yun dekhta hun to mujhe bahut dard hota hai. Beta ji selfish duniya mein sab kuch ‘give and take’ pe chalta hai, sabhi ka dhyan ‘take’ pe hai bas.

Chucha- Hello room service? Receptionist- No sir this is reception. Chucha- Oh… Kya main jaan sakta hun ki hume kyu nahi bulaya reception pe. Receptionist- Sir ye reception desk hai, reception party baahar lawn mein hai. Chucha- Uffoo… Ek hi hotel mein do-do reception rakhogi toh confusion toh hogi hi na. Receptionist- Sorry sir. Chucha- Its Ok, bina-calculators hain? Receptionist- What sir? Chucha- Bina- calculators behen ji. Receptionist- No sir, we don’t have that.

Hunny- Papa ji kehte hain ki bete, insaan ki puri taakat uski reedd ki haddi mein hoti hai aur agar yeh haddi kamjor padd jaye ya tut jaye toh jinda insaan aur murde mein koyi farak nahi rehta.

Chucha- Paap lagega salo tumko. Jab neend nahi aa rahi hoti hai to sulaane pe tule hote ho aur jab aa rahi hoti hai to kabhi chai mein ungli kabhi kaan mein. Pandit- Sone ka time nahi hai raja, jaldi bata gufa kaha hai? Chucha- Mere pichwade mein hai, aao ghus ke dhundd lo khajana. Pandit- He is still so vulgar.

Chucha- Hato yaar mujhe toilet jane do. Hunny- Oye Lali, tu iske saath ja, ye sala andar ja ke so jayega nahi to. Chucha- Do number to sukun se karne de yaar. Lali- Aur kya bhai, tera dimag fir gaya hai, ye chucha hagegaa aur main iski badbu sunghunga. Hunny- Ye deo maarta rahiyo lekin iss neendkhor ko sone nahi dena aaj, aur jyada ho na to saans rok ke khada rahiyo. Lali- Bhai saans nahi li to marr jaunga aur li to marr jaunga, ye din dekhne se achha to Bholi aankhe nikal deti.

Pandit- Chucha bhai, aage mauka mile na mile, bahut din se jaanane ka mann tha, aap na pale kaise, matlab iss duniya mein aaye kaha se? Chucha- Pandit ji, pucha tha maine bhi ek din papa se ki main kaha se aya hun, toh unhone na ek kahaani suna di. Pandit- Achha, tere daddy bhi kahaanikhor hain? Chucha- Bahut bade, mujhse mili hain na gene unhe. Lekin unke kayi kisse na samajh mein nahi aate, apko aaye to batana. To suno, papa ne bataya ki ek baar wo humari tarah aise hi kisi jungle se ja rahe the, toh unhone dekha ki main, yani ki pyara sa chucha, ek daayan ke pet se chipta hua hun. papa ne jaise hi mujhe dekha na mujhse pyar kar baithe aur daayan se bole ki ae daayan ki bachhi ye jo pyara sa chucha tune apne pet se chipka hua hai yeh mujhe dede.

Bholi- O chamgaadan, kya bake ja raha hai ye, pagal hai kya. Chucha- Dekh Bholi, maine tujhe pehle bhi kaha tha, kahaani sunaate wakt bich mein mujhe mat toka kar, I don’t like it. Haan Pandit ji to kaha tha main? Pandit- Daayan ke pet pe. Chucha- Haan, toh daayan boli ki ek hi sart pe apna pyara sa chucha dungi tujhe ki pahle tujhe mujhse sadi karni padegi. Papa ne thoda socha, par mere khatir uss daayan se sadi kar li aur mujhe aur us daayan ko Geeta colony le aaye. lekin yaar mujhe aajtak ek baat samajh mein nahi aayi ki jab bhi main papa se puchta hun ki papa wo daayan kaha gayi toh mummy mujhe chappalon se kyon maarna suru kar deti hai. Pandit- Bhai tere daddy ji se milna padega yaar.

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