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Hera Pheri Movie Funny Dialogues

Hera Pheri is an Indian Bollywood comedy movie directed by Priyadarshan, released in the year 2000. Hera Pheri is one of the most successful comedy movies of all time. This movie has so many funny scenes that you won’t get bored even after watching it many times. Hera Pheri dialogues and perfect comic timing are the reasons for the success of this movie. We brought you all the funny Hera Pheri dialogues on one page to make you laugh again. 

hera pheri dialogues in hindi

Name: Hera Pheri – Part 1
Directed By: Priyadarshan
Produced By: A. G. Nadiadwala
Starring: Akshay Kumar, Suniel Shetty, Paresh Rawal, Tabu
Distributed By: A G Films
Release Date: 31 March 2000
Rating: IMDB 8.2/10
Watch Movie: Link

Hera Pheri Movie Cast

  • Akshay Kumar as Raju
  • Suniel Shetty as Shyam
  • Paresh Rawal as Baburao Ganpatrao Apte
  • Tabu as Anuradha

Hera Pheri Dialogues in Hindi

Unknown1- Hello main Chandu Salonlki bolta hun, Devi Prasad Ji ghar mein hain? Baburao- Arre kaun Devi Prasad? Ye Devi Prasad ka ghar nahi hai. Unknown1- Kya, Devi Preasad ghar mein nahi hain, kidhar hain? Babura0- Deva re deva, devi ka prasad mandir mein milta hai, garage mein nahi. Ye Star Garage hai, Devi Prasad ka ghar nahi re. Unknown2- Hello Devi Prasad ghar par hain? Baburao- Abhi 10 minute pehle hi chal basse, apko kuch bolna tha? Kutriyaa sala dekh ke number dial kar. Bewkoof sale.

Baburao- Achha bolo tumhara samsya kya hai? Shyam- Ji mera naam Shyam hai. Baburao- To yeh tumhara samsya hai, haan to naam badal dalo, usme gaav se idhar aane ki kya jarurat hai? Shyam- Ji main gaav se yaha naukari ke chakkar mein aya hun. Baburao- Chhhee.. Na re baba idhar koyi naukari nahi hai. Shyam- Ji naukari meri samsya nahi hai, mere paas rehne ke liye ghar nahi hai. Baburao- Dekho baba pehle nakki karo tumhara samsya kya hai, naam, naukari ki ghar.

Baburao- Tu sun, main idhar ka malik hun, watchman nahi hun, mera bhi kuch bolne ka haq banta hai. Aaaa… Ram Shyam- Shyam Baburao- Arre tu koyi bhi aam ho, tu apna saamaan utha aur andar ja. Raju- Agar ye andar jayega toh main ghar ke baahar jaunga. Baburao- Koyi baat nahi tu ja sakta hai, ja… Raju- Arre aap usko andar rakhne ke liye itna betaab kyon ho? Baburao- Wo fokat mein nahi rahega, bhada dega. Raju- Thik hai to uska kiraya main dedunga. Baburao- Devaa, do saal mein futi kaudi nahi diya aur uska kiraya bhi dega, tu ja na. Raju- Main chala jaunga. Baburao- Haan ja. Raju- Mai sach much chala jaunga. Baburao- Arre tu ja re… Raju- Main nahi jaunga, do saal ka kiraya dekar jaunga. Baburao- Iska matlab tu idhar se kabhi nahi jayega.

Raju (reading newspaper)– Borivali mein kirayedar ne ek makan malik ko kutte ki tarah dho-dho ghar se nikaal diya. Ek aurat ke chakkar mein ek kirayedar ne makan malik ka gala ghot diya. Aurat ka chakkar babu bhaiya aurat ka chakkar bahut bekar hota hai. Log to apne maa-bap ko ghar se nikal dete hain yeh makan malik kya cheej hai. Waise yeh makan malik bahut bewkoof kisam ke log hote hain, jaan na pehchan kisi ko bhi ghar rakh lete hain thode se paison ke liye, aur wo bhi bina likha-padhi. Waise babu bhaiya, gaav mein ghar hai na apke? Baburao- Nahi hai kyun? Raju- Nahi kyunki agar kal Shyam ne apko ghar se nikal diya to mera to thik hai, aap iss umar mein kaha kutton ki tarah bhatkoge.

Baburao- Ek baat bata re, wo kagaj tune chori kiya na? Tune chori kiya na? Harami sale, Achha tere ko laga to nahi na. Raju- nahi nahi. Baburao- To tu itna jor se kyun chilla raha tha. Raju- Style hai babu bhaiya Raju ka style hai. Baburao (Slapping)– Yeh Baburao ka style hai…

Raju- Kyu be overacting karta hai sala, overacting ki aulad. Tere ko barabar hota nahi kya bolne ko. Chal re ek kaam kar, 200 rupye de aur 50 rupya kaat overacting ke wajah se.

Raju- Ye kya kar rahe ho, pesaab kar rahe ho tum? Baburao- To kya hum log yaha pesaab karne ko nahi baithe hain? Raju- Char liter daru peene ke baad yahi haal hone wala hai inka. Baburao- Ae Raju. Raju- Ek dusre ka naam mat lo. Baburao- Samajh gaya, Raju barabar bolta, ae Shyam tu suna, Raju bolta hai naam nahi lene ka kisi ka, samjha na tu.

Shyam- Hello, Devi Prasad speeking. Unknown- Hello Devi, main Chaman Jhinga bol raha hun, aaj ka machli ka kya bhaav hai? Shyam- Koyi Chaman Jhinga ka phone hai. Baburao- Rakh, rakh teri maa ki rakh, ek to idhar jaan ja rahi hai tere ko machli ki sujh rahi hai.

Baburao- Mere ko iss baar riks lene ka hi nahi hai, bilkul riks nahi lene ka hai. Pata hai, police ne ek baar humko hamlet mein dekha hai aur dusri baar bhi hamlet pehen ke gaya toh pura fasega na. Raju- Ek kaam karte hain na, bina hamlet ke jaate hai na, bindaas. Baburao- Ye kya baat karta hai yaar, wo police sidha khopdi mein goli maarega. Hat hat… mere ko jaana hi nahi tumhare sath.

These were all funny Hera Pheri dialogues in Hindi. Hope you enjoyed it!

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