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Jab We Met – Movie Dialogues

Jab We Met is a 2007 romantic comedy Bollywood movie, directed by Imtiaz Ali. This movie is one of the great works by the director. The movie was the most successful movie of the year 2007. The movie fetched several awards including the Filmfare Award for Best Dialogue and Best Actress. The fabulous acting by superstar Shahid Kapoor and Kareena Kapoor touched everyone’s heart. Jab We Met dialogues were another reason for its success.

The story revolves around a famous businessman Aditya Kashyap who was ditched by his girlfriend and then he met a gorgeous and self-loving girl named Geet on a train. The story got a twist when Geet missed her train due to the businessman and then she threatened him that it is now his responsibility to take her safely to her home. This was a unique story that no one has ever seen in the theatre. We have listed the most memorable Jab We Met dialogues for you.

jab we met dialogues in hindi

Name: Jab We Met
Directed By: Imtiaz Ali
Produced By: Dhillin Mehta
Starring: Kareena Kapoor, Shahid Kapoor
Distributed By: Shree Ashtavinayak Cine Vision Ltd, UTV Motion Pictures
Release Date: 26 October 2007
Rating: IMDB 7.9/10
Watch Trailer: Link

Jab We Met Movie Cast

  • Shahid Kapoor as Aditya Kashyap
  • Kareena Kapoor as Geet Kaur
  • Saumya Tandon as Roop Kaur
  • Tarun Arora as Anshuman

Jab We Met Dialogues in Hindi

Geet- Aaj to hadd hi ho gayi. Line cross ho hi gayi thi aaj to. Pata hai kya, aaj tak life mein ek train nahi chhuti meri. Thank you baba ji, mera record tut’tne se bacha liya. Andar aa gayi hu mai, ab toh mera haath chhod do, itni bhi sundar nahi hu mai.

Geet- Mujhe na non-AC mein chalna better lagta hai, magar meri family na kehte hai ki tum ladki ho. Jaise mujhe hi nahi pata ki mai ladki hun. Ab AC se ladki ka kya connection hai, yeh mere palle nahi padta. I mean koyi pehli baar thodi na akele travel kar rahi hun mai, wo bhi iss train mein, yeh to samajh lo mera second home hai ji.

Geet- Kya boss, chakkar kya hai? Drugs li hai kya? Dekho life mein aisi koyi problem hai na to tum mujhe bata sakte ho, I don’t mind. Bata do. Bade sare dost mere mujhe apne sare problems batate hain, aur mai unhe solve kar deti hun. Pata hai, mai aisi type ki ladki hun, agony aunt hoti hai na magazines mein article aati hai, waisi hi. Baat kya hai batao, batao kya problem hai. Batao batao sarmao nahi, bolo na, problem kya hai batao yaar.

Aditya- Tum ho meri problem. Bolti hi ja rahi ho bolti hi ja rahi ho. Tumhe samajh mein nahi aa raha hai ki mai tumse baat karne mein interested nahi hun. Mai nahi karna chaahta tumse baat, mai nahi jan’na chahta hun ki tum Bhatinda ja rahi ho ya Banaras, kisi hostel mein rehti thi ya brothel mein, I just don’t care alright. So just please leave me alone.

Geet- You bloody weirdo, kis duniya mein ho tum. Tumhari wajah se meri train miss huyi hai. Mera sara saamaan sab kuch chala gaya, aur mai inn kapdo mein slipper pehne Bar Nagar naam ke station ke godforsaken platform pe khadi hun aur mai ab kya karungi? Aditya- Maine tumse kaha tha train se utarne ke liye? Tum apne kaam se kaam nahi rakh sakti?

Geet- Oh, meri galti hai? Besharam, mai tumhara help kar rahi thi, tumhe mujhe thank you bolna chahiye, aur tum mujhe attitude dikha rahe ho? Aditya- Ok thank you, thank you ki tumne meri madad ki, ab tum mera peecha chhodogi please. Geet- Peecha chhodungi? Achha, itna asaan nahi hai, tumhari wajah se meri train miss huyi hai aur ab tum mujhe bhatinda pahuchaoge, mere ghar tak aur wo bhi mere saare samaan ke saath.

Aditya- Tum apne aap ko bahot pasand karti ho na? Geet- Bahot, mai apni favorite hun.

Kareena kapoor dialogues from Jab We Met

Aditya- Kaha mil raha hai hume, tumhara boyfriend. Geet- Manali mein. Aditya- Wo tumhe lene Bhatinda nahi aa raha hai? Geet- Actually usase baat nahi ho payi hai. Aditya- Oh man, please don’t tell me ki uss sale ko pata bhi nahi ki tum apne ghar se uske liye bhaag rahi ho. Kya kar rahi ho Geet, Kyo khel rahi ho apni zindagi ke saath? Geet- Kyo ki yeh mera favorite game hai, Zindagi. Aditya- You know, mujhe lagta tha ki meri zindagi mein bahut sare problems hain, Ab iss problem se kaise nikle.

Geet- Bade selfish ho, sirf apne baare mein soch rahe ho, Aur mai. Aditya- Tum kya, yeh tumhari zindagi hai, tumhara plan hai, tum bhag ke saadi kar rahi ho, mai yaha pe kya kar raha hun? I mean, ladki bhagaane ka risk mere sir pe hai, log katal karne ke liye mujhe dhoond rahe hai, aur mujhe ladki bhi nahi mil rahi hai, great.

Geet- Ghabrao mat sab theek ho jayega. Aditya- Tum mujhe consol kar rahi ho Geet, Mai ek flight pakdunga aur iss sab se bahot duur chala jaunga, aur tumhara kya hoga. Jis tarah se tum apni life handle kar rahi ho Geet, tum bahut bade problem mein fass sakti ho, you realise that? Sirf hassi khel majak nahi hoti hai Zindagi, life mein serious bhi hona padta hai.

Geet- Tum toh life mein bahot serious the Aditya, Kya fayda mila, bahot badi problem mein tum bhi toh fass gaye na. Aage kya hone wala hai, ispar kisi pe control toh hai nahi, to aise mein mai wahi karti hun jo mera dil kehta hai. Kal ko mai kisi ko blame nahi karna chaahti ki tumhari wajah se meri life kharab ho gayi. Meri life jo bhi hogi, wo mujhe pata hoga ki mere wajah se aise hai, toh I will be happy. Fanda jada ho gaya na, ye jo wakt hai na yaha, jo hum kaat rahe hain, ye bahot achha time hai. Dekhna aage chal kar hum ishe yaad karenge aur hasenge.

Geet- Mai jaldi wapas aa jaungi, sadi kar ke mai Anshuman ke saath yaha pairo pe aake gir jaungi. Daantenge, taane marenge, fir maan jayenge. Aditya- Chalo. Geet- Sach batao, kya main theek kar rahi hun? Aditya- Nahi, tum theek nahi kar rahi ho. Par tumhi ne toh kaha tha jab koyi pyar mein hota hai toh kuch sahi ya galat nahi hota, All is fair.

Geet- Aditya, mai tumhara aur ehsaan nahi le sakti. Tumne mere liye pehle se hi bahut kuch kiya hai, just forget it. Aditya- Maine tumhare liye bahut kuch kiya hai? Mai agar aaj jinda hun toh tumhari wajah se you fool. Yeh mai jo yaha khada hun, yeh dusri zindagi hai jo tumne mujhe di hai. Pata hai aaj mai kitna successful hun, aaj meri company ki wo position hai jo dad ke time pe bhi nahi thi. Teen nayi industries suru ki hai maine, pata nahi kitne sare brands launch kiye hain, sab kuch kamaal ka chal raha hai, aur mai aaj jo kuch bhi hun tumhare wajah se hun Geet. Jab bhi kisi situation mein hota hun toh sochta hun ki Geet yaha par hoti to kya karti, aur wahi karta hun.

Aditya- Geet, Anshuman ka chapter khatam ho chuka hai, yahi sach hai. Isse tum jitna jaldi maan lo utna achha hai. Jis tarah se usne tumhe apni jindagi se nikal diya hai just throw him out of your life man. Photograph, uska photograph jalao aur flush him out of your life, nikalo photo. Geet- Uski photo nahi hai. Aditya- Hum usko phone karenge, tum usko gaaliya dogi, even better. Jitni gaaliya aati hai sab dedo sale ko. Baccho jaise baat karo, gaaliya do sale ko, nikal do apni bhadaas, you will feel fantastic. Geet- Aditya suno. Aditya- Sssss… Ring ho raha hai, taiyar ho jao jitni bhi gaaliya aati hai sab dedo, gandi wali alright.

(Geet on phone) Hello Anshuman, mai kehna chaahti thi ki, kutte, kutte ullu ke patthe, you bastard, sale suwar ki aulaad, tujhe kya laga ki tu mujhe chhod dega to mai jindagi bhar tadapti rahungi, tadpega tu kamine, kidde padenge tere upar, kutte ki maut marega aur marne ke baad humesa humesa ke liye narak ki aag mein jalega teri maa ki… Aditya- Better lag raha hai? Geet- Haan bahot achha lag raha hai, Thanks.

Geet- Ek Ajeeb sa darr lag raha tha, bechaini si, jaise kuch galat ho raha hai, jaise koyi train chhut rahi hai.

These were some of the unforgettable Jab We Met dialogues in Hindi. Hope you enjoyed it.

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