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Munna Bhaiya and Guddu Pandit Dialogues from MIRZAPUR

Mirzapur is one of the most successful action crime thriller web series. It is a mighty show which is actually popular among the youth. Dialogues delivery are brilliant and all the characters in the show are well played by the actors. Mirzapur dialogues are on the tongue of every Mirzapur fans. All the dialogues are unforgettable and super entertaining. With our collection of top 30 Mirzapur dialogues, relive the moments of Munna bhaiya’s badass attitude and Guddu Pandit fearlessness.

Name : Mirzapur (TV Series)
Directed By : Karan Anshuman, Gurmmeet Singh, Mihir Desai
Produced By : Ritesh Sidhwani, Farhan Akhtar, Bhaumik Gondaliya
Starring : Vikrant Massey, Ali Fazal, Shriya Pilgaonkar, Pankaj Tripathi, Kulbhaushan Kharbanda, Rasika Dugal, Divyendu Sharma, Sweta Tripathi Sharma, Isha Talwar, Vijay Varma, Lilliput
Production Company: Excel Entertainment
Release Date : 16 November 2018 – Present
 
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Munna Bhaiya or Phoolchand Tripathi (Divyenndu)- Mirzapur dialogues from season 1

Papa aap hume ek baar Mirzapur run karne ka mauka de kar dekhiye… proud feel honge aap…

Katton ka wyaapaar hai humara, agar hum teen-char bullet extra use kar bhi liye to aap itana kaahe pareshan ho rahe hain…

Chunaav fair ho na ho, dikhna chahiye ki fair hai, Democracy isi ka naam hai beta…

Mata ji yaha hain, behen yaha hai… Maa-behen ek karne mein asaani hogi…

Bahut takleef hoti hai, jab aap yogya ho, aur log aapki yogyata na pahchaane…

Kaise chuttad matka rahe hain saale chutiya…

M@dh@rch*d, maarenge, tumhari nakseer fod denge, thik hai… Naare lagaao, behen ke l*de

Tumhe pachaas baar bole hain, padhne-likhane waale chatro ko rajneeti se duur rehna chahiye… Abe padhai likhaai mein dhyan lagaao… IAS-YAS bano aur desh ko sambhalo… lekin nahi… tumhare g@nd mein chanmune kaat rahen hain…

 

Guddu Pandit (Ali Fazal)- Mirzapur dialogues from season 1

Jindagi ho toh aisi ho… Jinda to jh@nt ke baal bhi hain…

Abe middle class aadmi, aadmi nahi chutiya hota hai, chutiya…

Shuru majboori mein kiye the… Ab maza aa raha hai…

Attack mein bhi gun, defence mein bhi gun… Hum banaaenge Mirzapur ko America…

Agli baar Munna bhaiya ghar aaye, Zinda wapas hi nahi laute to???

Abe G@and na fulaao, maa ch*d denge tumhari…

 

Akhandanand Tripathi a.k.a. Kaleen Bhaiya (Pankaj Tripathi)- Mirzapur dialogues from season 1

Humara naam Akhandanand Tripathi hai… Jis Akhanda se aap parichit hain wo vyapari the aur hum bahubali hain…

Izzat nahi karte, darte hain sab… Aur darr ki yahi dikkat hai, kabhi bhi khatam ho sakta hai…

Maurya ji, aap jis sheher mein naukar bann ke aaye hain… hum maalik hain uss sheher ke…

Chutiya hai ye important nahi hai… Humara ladka hai ye important hai…

Agar neta bananaa hai na… to gunde paalo, gunde bano nahi…

Saanp kitna bhi chahe dusman bann jaye, par control sapere ke haanth me hi hota hai…

Family, family hoti hai… chaahe jaisi bhi ho, uske saath khada hona padta hai…

Beta tumhare chutiyape kab khatam honge…

Vishuddh chutiye ladke ho tum… Chup raho…

Vyapar humare hisaab se chalta hai… hum vyapar ke hisaab se nahi…

 


 

Other Popular Mirzapur dialogues from season 1

Saanp ko chaahe jitana bhi doodh pila do, ek baar dusmani ho gayi to dusman hi rahta hai… -Satyanand (Bauji) Tripathi

Log kehte hain rajneta harami hote hain… harami to saali janta hoti hai… jo paisa feke saali uske saath ja ke so jati hai… -Bablu Pandit

Humko gun ki madad se darr nahi badhana hai… darr ki madad se guns badhaani hai… -Bablu Pandit

Baaki har jagah achha kaam karke jeetate hain… Bas election hi aisi jagah hai jaha jeetate hain taaki achha kaam kar sake… -Golu Gupta

Ye madam ji sirf tabhi khaaengi, Jab ye date pe aaengi… -Bablu Pandit

Har baar garam karke thanda hi chodd dete hain humko… -Beena Tripathi


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