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Munna Bhai MBBS Funny Dialogues

Munna Bhai MBBS is a 2003 Indian comedy-drama movie directed by Rajkumar Hirani. The film stars Sanjay Dutt, Gracy Singh, Arshad Warsi, and Boman Irani. This is Sunjay Dutt’s one of the most successful movies. Funny Munna Bhai MBBS dialogues are one of the main reasons behind its success. The film grabbed several Filmfare Awards including the Critics Award for Best Film, Best Screenplay and National Film Award for Best Popular Film.

The story revolves around a goon named Murli Prasad Sharma, nicknamed Munna Bhai, who is trying to act as a doctor so that his parents could feel proud of him. With some help from his friend named Circuit, he enrols himself in a medical college and decided to take revenge on the college’s dean, as he once insulted Munna’s father. This was a unique story that the audience has witnessed. We have listed some of the most unforgettable Munna Bhai MBBS dialogues for you.

Munna Bhai MBBS dialogues in Hindi

Name: Munna Bhai M.B.B.S.
Directed By: Rajkumar Hirani
Produced By: Vidhu Vinod Chopra
Starring: Sanjay Dutt, Gracy Singh, Arshad Warsi, Boman Irani, Jimmy Shergill, Sunil Dutt
Distributed By: Vinod Chopra Productions, Entertainment One
Release Date: 19 December 2003
Rating: IMDB 8.1/10
Watch Trailer: Link

Munna Bhai MBBS Movie Cast

  • Sanjay Dutt as Murli Prasad Sharma a.k.a. Munna Bhai
  • Gracy Singh as Suman Asthana a.k.aa Chinki
  • Arshad Warsi as Circuit
  • Boman Irani as Dr. Asthana

Munna Bhai MBBS dialogues in Hindi

Circuit- Ae apna circuit fuse nahi karne ka kya. 6 feet ka ek aadmi hai na, 2-2 feet ke teen bana dalunga.

Munna- Apne babu ji kehte hain beyimani karne ka nahi aur sehne ka nahi.

Circuit- Bhai, har baar tumhare ko itna dukh hota hai, apne ko achha nahi lagta bhai. Bhai tum ek baar babuji ko bol do na ki tum doctor nahi hai, bhai hai. Aur waise bhi ye seher me to doctor logo se jyada bhai logo ka izzat hota hai. Munna- Babuji marr jayenge yaar, ek hafte ki to baat hai, jane de.

Circuit- Bhai Chinki dikhne me kaisi hai, bole toh bahut khubsurat hai kya? Munna- Bachpan mein na bahut moti thi, baalo mein tel laga ke do choti baandhti thi aur uska naak na humesa behne ka. Bahut khelela hai uske saath. Apun doctor ban’ne ka, wo apun ki wife. Apun clinic jane ka, wo ghar pe baith ke khana pakaane ka.

Circuit- Bhai itna sab kuch ho gayela hai toh bacha kya hai, saadi kar daalo na. Munna- Arre tu bhi kuch bhi bolta hai yaar, do din mein usko pata chal jayega ki apun doctor nahi hai. Circuit- To bol dene ka apun doctor nahi hai, jo ukhadna hai ukhad le. Munna- Arre tu bhi na mamu jaisi baat karta hai yaar, apun kyo uski jindagi kharab karega.

Munna- Mera baap ro ke gaya idhar se. Pehli baar mere saamne roya. Apun ne sala rulaya usko. Circuit- Bhai apun sab roye bhai, kya karne ka abhi. Munna- Malum hai kyo roye, kyunki apun doctor nahi hai. Apun doctor nahi hai isliye sab roye. Sabka mood khallas kar diya maine sala. Ae circuit apun bhi doctor banega.

(During lecture) Dr. Asthana- Patient se dosti, humdardi, lagaav ek doctor ki kamjoriyaan hain. Agle 5 saal tumhe yahi sikhaya jayega ki doctor ke liye patient sirf ek bimaar sareer hai aur kuch nahi. I would like to wish you best of luck, any questions? Munna- Yes sir, wo baahar casuality mein koyi marne ki haalat mein raha toh usko form bharna jaroori hai kya?

Circuit- Bhai tumhe ye hostel-wostel mein rehne ki kya jaroorat hai. Arre teri, bhai ye room toh suru hote hi khatam ho gaya yaar. Munna- Tere ko maalum hai, bhagwan ne mere ko yahich college mein kaahe ko bhejela hai. Circuit- Bhagwan ne apne ko to nahi bataya. Munna- Bhagwan bola ja, tere babuji ko jisne rulaya na, usase hisaab chhuta karne ka. Circuit- sahi hai bhai. Bhagwaan ke saath tumhara discussion ho gaya na, khallaass.

Munna- Aye chirkut idhar aa, kya naam hai tera? Swami (1st-year student) Nagarajan Swami. Munna- Dekh swami, aaram se rehne ka, thanda pani peene ka, TV dekhne ka, mauz karne ka bass. Sab kuch apna samajh, mere underwear ko chhod ke.

(In dissection room) Munna- Arre hat na yaar kuch dikhayi nahi de raha. Doctor- Aisa karo kal se tum apne liye ek alag se body le aana. (Munna Bhai called Circuit) Circuit- Kaun hai be. Munna- Tera baap hai be. Circuit- Bhai… kaisa hai bhai. Munna- Dekh apun ko ek body chahiye. Circuit- Body, arre kiska body bhai. Munna- Arre wo jo yaha operation sikhaate hai na kaat ke, waisa body.

Circuit- Arre bhai kaha milega ye body. Munna- Arre mere ko kya malum, kaise bhi lekar aa. Circuit- bhai tu tension mat le, tu padhayi pe dhyan de. Body ka jhol hai, mai karta hai na. Tension kya hai isme. Aye bhai body mil gayi. Bhai imported body chalegi na? Munna- Haan chalega na, jaldi leke aa.

Doctor- Ab ise jara dhyan se dekhen, aise interesting cases bahut kam dekhne ko milte hain. Subject isi haalat mein pichle 12 saal se hai, na bol sakta hai, na suun sakta hai, na samajh sakta hai aur na hi kuch mehsus kar sakta hai. His senses are all dead. Ye jinda toh hai phir bhi jinda nahi hai. Now see, if you observe closely, mai jab inke aankho mein roshni daalta hun, putliya sikudd rahi hai lekin subject palak tak nahi jhapkata. Munna- Ae boss, torch band kar na. Doctor- kyo? Munna- Arre light padta hai to takleef to hogi na. Doctor- Arre takleef ka sawaal hi paida nahi hota, sabject kuch bhi mehsus nahi kar sakta.

Munna- Subject bole toh, naam nahi hai kya? Doctor- Anand Banerjee hai inka naam. Munna- Itna bujurg aadmi hai thodi ijjat se to baat kar. Doctor- Arre kyu emotional ho rahe ho, main keh raha hu na hum yaha jo bhi baate kar rahe hain wo untak nahi pahuchti. Now relax, sit down. Dekhiye aapke medical career mein aise sawaal aapke samne kayi baar ayenge. Ab aap hi batayiye, aisa insaan jo neend se jaag hi nahi sakta, kya use dawaayi dekar jinda rakhna theek hoga wo bhi apne jaise desh me jaha hospitals ki itni kami hai, waha pichle 12 saal se subject ne ek bed occupy kar rakha hai.

Munna- Teri bhaiss ki aankh, tere ko bed ki padi hai, tere ko kaise malum ki jaagne ki ummid nahi hai. Doctor- Arre kyunki mai ek doctor hun. Munna- Tu bhagwan toh nahi na. Tu kya inke bheje me ghusa tha, du kya ek rakh ke. Doctor- Leave the class. Leave the class. Munna- Tere ko jo bhi bolne ka hai bol, chalo Anand bhai. Anand bhai bura nahi man’ne ka, do-dhaayi kitaab padh ke ye sale doctor log apne aapko bhagwan samajhte hain. Tumko koyi tension diya na toh apun ko bolne ka. 12 saal tu idhar raha, bahut time hota hai Anand bhai. Tum bore nahi huye kya.

Dr. Asthana- Kya mai puch sakta hu ye sab kya ho raha hai? Munna- Nahi. Achha puch. Dr. Asthana- What the hell are you up to now? Munna- Tumhara ye doctor bola ki Anand bhai ka bed kisi dusre mareej ke kaam aa sakta hai, toh apun ne bed khaali kar diya. Dr. Asthana- Hume iss bed ki koyi jarurat nahi hai. Munna- Arre ye tere sone ke liye nahi hai re mamu. Anand bhai yeh tumhara apna personal bed hai, aaraam se sone ka, aaj ke baad tumhe koyi kuch nahi bolega.

Shri Hari Prasad (Munna’s father) 10 saal tak tu jhuth bolta raha, us wakt teri ankh mein sharam nahi aayi. Aur aaj jab tere baap ko tujhpe naaj hai, tu sar jhukaaye khada hai. Mujhe toh yakeen nahi ata ki log mere bete ko itna pyar karte hain. Munna- Lekin babuji main doctor nahi bann paya. Shri Hari Prasad- Arre pagle doctor toh sirf jaan bachaate hain, tune toh logo ko jeena sikha diya. Tu humesa maa ko jhappi deta raha, aaj baap ki hasrat bhi puri kar de.

These were some of the unforgettable Munna Bhai MBBS dialogues in Hindi. Hope you enjoyed it.

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