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Phir Hera Pheri Movie Dialogues

Phir Hera Pheri is a 2006 Bollywood comedy movie. It is a sequel to the movie Hera Pheri. Hera Pheri movie ended with Raju, Shyam and Baburao becoming rich. However its sequel Phir Hera Pheri has a twist in the story. Now the rich trio lost all their money in a scam but soon they got another way to become rich again. Phir Hera Pheri funny dialogues and impressive acting created a great level of comedy.

The movie can be watched with the whole family together. No matter how many time you watched the movie, you just can’t stop laughing in the entire movie. We bring all Phir Hera Pheri funny dialogues on one page. Enjoy it!

Phir Hera Pheri funny dialogues in Hindi

Name: Phir Hera Pheri
Directed By: Neeraj Vora
Produced By: Firoz Nadiadwala
Starring: Akshay Kumar, Suniel Shetty, Paresh Rawal, Bipasha Basu, Rimi Sen, Johnny Lever, Rajpal Yadav, Ravi Kishan
Distributed By: Base Industries Group
Release Date: 9 June 2006
Rating: IMDB 6.9/10
Watch Movie: Link

Phir Hera Pheri Movie Cast

  • Akshay Kumar as Raju
  • Suniel Shetty as Shyam
  • Paresh Rawal as Baburao Ganpatrao Apte
  • Bipasha Basu¬†as Anuradha
  • Rajpal Yadav as Pappu
  • Johnny Lever as Munna Bhai
  • Sharat Saxena as Tiwari
  • Ravi Kishan as Chote

Phir Hera Pheri Funny Dialogues in Hindi

Raju- Ye kya hai? 15 munite main yaha se nikla, wahi ke wahi kapde pehne huye hain, arre ameer bano ameer. Ameer admi 15 minute mein apne kapde badalta hai, aadhe ghante mein apna ghar badalta hai, 1 ghante mein apna dhanda badalta hai aur do ghante mein apni biwi badalta hai. Baburao- Arre pandu rangaa… Mera biwi kidhar re baba, baaju wale ka leke baith lun kya.

Raju- He ram… Ye babu bhaiya ka kya karenge yaar, inke haath mein sone ka lota diya na toh fir bhi inhe bheekh hi mangnaa hai. Arre itna bada swimming pool hai, fir bhi baalti mein rassi baandh ke nahaane baith jayenge, aas-padosh mein kya izzat reh jayegi, kuwa khod rakha hai maine yaha…

Raju- Ae chotu, kisi ko mere bangle mein bhej ke 3-4 AC kyun nahi manga leta, kitni garmi hai yaha. Pappu- Itni charwi hai to 5-star hotel mein chai kyo nahi pi leta. Raju- Bete aadat ho gayi hai, ek jamaana tha jab humbhi gareeb hua karte the. Raato raat crorepati ho gaye hum. Pappu- Raato rat crorepati? Kaise? Raju- 25 din mein crorepati. Pappu- Crorepati 25 din mein? Main koyi gaav se aya hun kya. Nakli note chaapne ka dhanda hai kya?

Raju- Dhandha nahi hai, ek scheme hai, ameero ki scheme mere haath lagi hai, 25 din me paisa double. Pappu- 25 din me paisa double? to mujhe bhi double karaana hai. Raju- Ye scheme kisi aire-gaire-natthu-gaire ke liye nahi hai, iske liye badi uchi pehchaan chahiye, pahoch chahiye. Pappu- Ae bhai, abhi apni pehchan ho gayi na. Raju- Arre tujhe jaane abhi kitna time hua hai. Pappu- Abhi 7 minute toh ho gaya na bhai. Raju- Achha thik hai, iske liye kam se kam 70 lakh rupaye chahiye. Pappu- 70 Lakh? Raju- Jor-jor se bolke logo ko scheme bata de.

Baburao- Raat bhar khaas raha tha, jakar mere baatli se do ghunt maar le. Shyam- Kyon, daru peene se khaasi chali jayegi kya? Baburao- Arre daru me mere baap ka garage chala gaya, pura property chala gaya, khud mera baap chala gaya, tera khaasi kyon nahi jayega re.

Pappu- Paisa ho to kya kuch nahi ho sakta hai. Raju- Paisa laya? Pappu- Laya na bhai ye lo, bhai andar baith ke gin le? Raju- Andar kuch nahi hai hum log baithte-waithte nahi hain. Pappu- Bhai thoda paani-wani to ho jana chahiye. Raju- Pani kaun peeta hai, paani sirf paudho ke liye hai, hum sirf beer peete hain, save water drink beer, that’s our moto.

Raju- Ae Shyam, ye le re ek wakt ki roti aur babu bhaiya ka do wakt ka baatli leke aya hun main. Shyam- Tu ye khaane ke liye paise kaha se leke aya hai lekin. Raju- Paise kya cheej hai, haath ki mail hai. Baburao- Arre to pehle bolna chahiye na, abhi main first class naha ke nikla pura mail nikal diya.

Chote- Ae toop, toop-taap lehne ta. Tiwali tet ka paita thaya tum logo ne? Daan te maal dunga le. Baburao- Muh se supaari nikaal ke baat kar re baba. Raju- Iske muh me paidayishi supaari hai, ye totla hai. Chote- Ae kya tutul-putul. Shyam- Wo aap kya bol rahe ho samajh me nahi aa raha hai, wo kya hai niche subtitle bhi nahi hai na. Chote- Ae toop, taamne te dawaab deta hai tu. Baburao- Ye chinese bolta hai, hum log chinese khata hai baba, samajhta nahi hai. Chote- Beet laat de. Baburao- 20 laat? Chote- Abe beet laat de. Baburao- Kaisa isko laat marega re baba.

Raju- Mere ko bahut jor se bathroom aya hai. Unknown- Ghar ja ke karna. Raju- Nahi ghar tak nahi jaunga mera nikal jayega please, Mai yaha kar leta hun gatar me, samjha karo mera kidney kharab hai. Baburao- Raju tera ko kidney ka bimari hai, tu bola nahi re baba mere ko. Shyam- Bhai shahab jane do isko nahi to yahi kar dega, kidney kharab hai uska. Unknown- Bhaag gaya to. Raju- Bhaagega kyo mai, mera kya dimaak kharab hai. Ye dono hai na tumhare saath, mai bhaagega nahi. Baburao- Ye kya humko girvi rakhega re tu. Unknown- Haan thik hai jaldi ja.

Baburao- Sala pesaab ke liye girvi rakhta hai humko. Ye baba kidney ka bimari bahut bura re, din me 10 baar pani piyo 20 baar jao, aadha jindagi sala bathroom me hi chala jata hai re. Unknown- Ae wo wapas kyo nahi aya re, kahi bhaag to nahi gaya wo? Shyam- Mere ko to lagta hai uske kidney me heart attack ho gaya hoga, gir gaya hoga kahi, mai usko utha ke leke ata hun. Unknown- Tu wapas nahi aya to. Shyam- Arre mai kaise bhagega, kaahe ko bhagega, babu bhaiya hai na apke paas girvi. Baburao- kya, mere ko kya gale ka mangalshutra samjha hai girvi rakh ke jata hai, wo pesab ke liye girvi rakhega tu heart attack ke liye, kya samjha hai, ae baba ye bhaag jayega. Unknown- Ae tum dono bhi jao re iske saath me. Shyam- Mai leke ata hun usko.

Baburao- Ae baba time bahut kharab aa gaya hai re, pehle heart me hota tha heart attack ab kidney me bhi heart attack hota hai. Unknown- Ye log aaye kyun nahi re abhi tak. Baburao- Abhi meri bari hai mai jake dekh ke ata hai. Unknown- Ae chup, edda samjha hai kya, tu idhar hi baith, hum dono dekh ke ate hain. Baburao- Ae gunda bhai, idhar aao, ye gadi lock kaun karega baba, khula nahi chodne ka, mai bhaag gaya to. Unknown- Haan thik hai thik hai. Baburao- Ye kya sala khidki to khula hi rakh ke gaya hai re. Kya gunda banega re tu. Shyam- Babu bhaiya jaldi aao. Baburao- Arre nahi baba nahi aa sakta, gadi mere bharose pe chhod ke gaya hai, usko bura lagega re nahi aa sakta.

Raju- Dekho, kisi ko malum nahi padna chahiye ki hum kaha ja rahe hain, varna gunde piche padd jayenge. Baburao- Arre kisi ko pata nahi chalega, maine sabko bol diya hai Kolhapur nahi ja rahe hain bas.

Raju- Mai jaunga us totke tiwari ke paas, usko bolunga ladki ko chhod de aur mujhe pakad le. Baburao- Wo totla Tiwari edda hai, wo tere ko jaan lelega re. Raju- Maar dalega na mere ko to maar dale, khatam kar dale, kam se kam ye paap to mere sar se hatega. Jata hun uske paas aur us ladki ki jindagi ki bheekh mangta hun. Baburao- Ae Raju, ae halkat, ye sakal dekha hai re tera, kaun bheekh degare tere ko. Mujhe dekh baba mai ready-made bhikhari lagta hai, mere ko tere saath ana padega.

Baburao- Ye saram nahi ata hai, tera vajah se mera atmahatya karne ka time aa gayela hai. Kidhar se laake degare baba, wo totla saand ko paisa kidhar se laake dega tu? Raju- Gunehgaar hun na mai apka, ab to ek hi rasta bacha hai mere paas. Baburao- To ab kya dhoti bechega mera. Raju- Har insaan ke paas do kidney hoti hai, lekin insan ek kidney par bhi to jinda reh sakta hai. Kisi paise wale patient ko ek kidney bech dunga, bahot paise aa jayenge. fir ek aankh bech dunga, aur paise aa jayenge. Fir ek kidney, fir ek aankh, aise karke sara sareer bech dunga mai. Isi me Tiwari ko apna karja chuka ke apne paapo ka prayashchit pura karunga.

Baburao- Re baba re baba, mai to tere ko haraami samajhta tha tu Ram nikla re. Tu Baburao ke liye apna kidney bechega, aankh bechega. Raju- Mai apni kidney ki baat nahi kar raha hun, aapke aankho aur kidney ki baat kar raha hun.

Raju- Mere paas ek mast plan hai. Wo Munna aur uske admi jab chori karne ke liye ghar se niklenge na, apun chup-chap bhes badak kar uske room me baith jayenge. Jaise hi wo log maal leke aayenge, saamne banduk rakh denge, aur sara maal unka leke nikal jayenge. Paisa hi paisa hoga.

Baburao- Sab bai log idhar aao, aaj se koyi bhi bai paani ke line me khada nahi rahega, mai sab ke ghar me teen-teen nal laga dene wala hun. Jisko garam paani se nahana hai uske liye garam paani ka nal, jisko thande pani se nahana hai uske liye thande pani ka nal. Unknown- Aur teesra nal? Baburao- Nahi teesre nal me paani nahi aayega re baba, jisko nahi nahane ka hai wo teesre nal ke niche baithega na.

These were all Phir Hera Pheri funny dialogues in Hindi. Hope you enjoyed it!

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